Fire Won't Burn

The logs I bought at Walmart won't burn. And I have put considerable effort into making them. It's actually kind of sad. They might as well be made of stone. The box the logs came in burns better then they do, the damn thing even came with a super starter, but that only lasted about ten minutes before it went out. it was pathetic. After working through half of my weekend, I feel I deserve a decent fire, damn it. Nothing. I've even doused it in the strongest alcohol that we have, and still nothing. I am not happy.

Sugar Coma

After two long days of work it's nice to get to relax. The only problem is that I didn't move all day except to shove cookies and candy into my face. I've eaten so much sugar at this point that I think there are sugar crystals forming on my brain. It is the only explanation for the head aches. I've downed about 100 oz. of water at this point so I feel pretty confident that it isn't dehydration. Perhaps it's sloth biting me on the ass. did a little bit of laundry, made some vegetarian chili, watched two seasons of Tanked. It was an alright day.