I have been planning a vacation to Disney World.
This has effectively been like taking my pay check each month and using it as a torch to light my way through the planning process.
But still I'm excited. The Mouse has a most indescribable allure, even to the even keeled such as myself. The magic of visiting the most magical place on earth has begun to fill my mind like a thick miasma, sending me into dreamy fits of passion nearly daily.
Almost needless to say, my family hates me. Every time that I try to speak, since there is a 80:20 chance that my next few words are going to be describing my trip planning, they scream out "LALALALALALALA" as they clap their hands over their ears and shake violently. I may be homeless any day now.
But at this point I've pretty much exhausted my research capabilities. You can only read the same five "Insider Tips" so many time before you realize you know more about Disney than most bloggers and you haven't even been there.
My top five free gifts/activities to look forward to,
1. Wilderness Explorer Guide- Animal Kingdom
Yes, I'm and adult. I'm still going to Wilderness Explorer the crap out of Animal Kingdom.
2. Sorcerers of The Magic Kingdom
No one is ever too old to fictitiously beat the crap out of some Disney villains.
3. Pirate Band in Adventureland
Pirate was my second career choice, you now if the whole 'I'm and Engineer' thing didn't work out.
4. Agent/Spy Adventure in Epcot
It's the freaking World Showcase, what else are you going to do?
5. Oh yeah, get one of those celebrate buttons
Because nothing gets you treated better by a bunch of stranger than advertising that you've earned the right to be here by volition of living another year.
So, eventually I will stop mentally packing my bags and actually pack my bags and my family might stop tuning me out whenever I speak. We'll see.
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